Q: What did the egg say when the big duck sat on it?
A: You crack me up.
You crack me up means you make me laugh very hard. If the egg laughs very hard, it will crack. If someone or something sits on an egg, it will crack up, too.
Q: What can a duck have for a snack?
A: Cracker
Cracker is a kind of cookie. It’s dry and crispy. It is very yummy for a snack. It makes a “crack” sound every time you bite it.
Q: What did the kid duck like to play with?
A: A jack-in-the-box
A jack-in-the-box is a toy that children like to play with. If you turn the handle, music will stream out. When you are relaxing, and suddenly, a clown pops out.
Q: What 2 ducks went up the hill?
A: Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill is a famous children’s song. It says “Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.”
Q: How do ducks get fit?
A: they do jumping jacks.
Jumping jack is a good jumping exercise to get fit. First, stand straight with arms by your side and legs together. Second, jump with your legs spread wide and arms above your head. Last, return to the starting position and repeat.
Q: What did the ducks like to play?
A: Tic-tac-toe.
Tic-tac-toe is a fun game played by two players. They mark x and o in a three-by-three grid by turns. If you place three of your marks in a line, you win!
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